poezie low budget
- Cătălin Iovu
- May 21, 2023
- 4 min read
Updated: Jun 17, 2023
[ro] [en]
cum este o poezie low budget?
f-a-r-a cuvinte sau cu prea multe cuvinte,
e ca o shaorma cu de toate,
cu foarte putina paine si in special cu foarte mult sos. atat de mult, ca la prima muscatura iti curg pe ambele margini ale gurii usor si lin pe barbie in jos bale, nu Bali ca niste picaturi de ploaie ce ajung la marginea unei frunze si se opresc chiar inainte sa cada, de parca ar sti ca au si alte optiuni, si nu cad, dar se scuuuurg
…
o poezie low budget e ca o cursa de taxi,
stii,
cand esti mort si ai zambetul pe fata,
si inchizi ochii numai un pic,
si ii deschizi cand iti zice soferul ca tocmai a avut cea mai buna partida de sex?
nu stii,
pentru ca soferii de taxi nu fac sex,
ei doar se fut in toata intimitatea si viata ta personala ca sa-ti vorbeasca despre Loredana.
o poezie low budget e scrisa fara diacritice, pe laptop, de mai multi oameni unul dupa altul, si nimeni nu citeste ce-a scris ala ‘dinainte, ci doar asteapta randul sa-si puna cuvantul
“Loredana”
E ca prima intrevedere cu fosta dupa multi ani,
cand nu-ti pasa ce zice, ci doar vrei sa-i arati ca te-ai schimbat,
si nu te-ai schimbat
….
cacat
o poezie low budget are rima imperecheata. mai exact, eu sunt eul liric si eul liric rimeaza cu ma-ta in actiuni, si-n ganduri mai puțin in cuvinte – mai mult. e atat de low budget daca inca nu v-ati dat seama… ca daca stia Putin le-o dadea soldatilor rusi s-o foloseasca drept arma,
dar nu stie,
ca poezia a fost arma impotriva tuturor dictatorilor Rusi
si ca tot ce gandeste un neam
e scris in vers de oameni care stiu sa scrie
nu stie… ca daca inchide ochii acum nu vede intuneric o vede pe Loredana
dar nu stie
ca o poezie low budget e ca si atunci cand in loc de cox, bagi sare
cand in loc de coniac - bei divin
in loc de curve model -
futi manechin
sau
iti dai laba la baie in timp ce prietenii tai beau gin in…
principiu
in principiu nici eu nu stiu cine in pula mea este Loredana dar scriu despre ea de parca este laitmotivul vietii mele
si cumva o asociez cu o poezie low budget
de parca poeziile sunt facute acuma ca si filmele
cu regizor, actori, lumini
si Loredana se filmeaza gratis,
dar inca nu stie.
Low budget poetry
[en]
how do you describe low-budget poetry?
without words or with too many words it’s like a kebab filled with everything at 4 am after a party night out and a morning joint
with very little bread and a lot of sauce so much sauce that when you bite on both sides of your mouth slobber is dripping as little raindrops that are crawling to the margin of a leaf and stop right before falling as if they knew they had other options too and do not fall but drip
a low budget poetry is like riding a taxi you know, when you are that dead with a stupid smile on your face so you close your eyes for a second and when you open them again the taxi driver tells you he just had the best sex ever? you can’t know because taxi drivers don’t have sex they just fuck with you to tell about their girl named Loredana
A low budget poetry is written with poor grammar On a laptop By a bunch of people Consecutively and nobody reads what’s written before but only awaits to put their word on ”Loredana”
It’s like meeting your ex after many years When you don’t care what she has to say but just wait to show off that you’ve changed when you have not shit
Low-budget poetry has paired rhyme More exactly I am the lyrical ego And the lyrical ego is paired with your mom You see This is such a low-budget poetry If you didn’t realize it yet That if Putin knew about it He would give it to his soldiers to use in the battlefield – But he doesn’t know That Poetry was the weapon against all the Russian dictators And everything that a society thinks Is written down by people who are not afraid to think… He doesn’t know that if he closes his eyes, he doesn’t see darkness he sees – Loredana He doesn’t know That low-budget poetry is like When you have salt instead of snow and empty words instead of vows when you have brandy instead of cognac and whores instead of real wives. or when you are jerking off at your friend’s place while everyone is having the time of their lives in (the kitchen)
Look
I have no fucking clue who Loredana is But I write about her as if she is my North star And I associate her with this low-budget poetry for some reason Like poetry is created the same way movies are
with producers, actors, lights and sets and Loredana is shooting for free but she doesn’t know it yet how to be about being part of
a low budget poetry